MALO（Monkey）

Friend, you are not just “young at heart” - you never fully evolved. Your soul is still stuck in the era of swinging from trees and getting excited over bananas. The ancestors of human civilization climbed down, learned to walk upright, and wore suits; the ancestor of MALO watched them from a nearby tree, scratched itself, and gave a dismissive “chh.” MALO sees through civilization as the most boring paid game ever made. Rules are there to be broken, ceilings are for hanging from, and conference rooms are for doing backflips in.