ZZZZ（The Sleepyhead）

Congratulations, you have the rarest “playing dead” personality in China. You can ignore 99+ messages in a group chat, but the moment someone says “half an hour left,” you wake up like a thousand-year-old corpse, type “received,” and somehow still submit a passable answer. You do not truly move until the deadline becomes the only command that matters. You have proven one truth to the universe: sometimes doing nothing is the safest way not to do it wrong.